Misfortune From Mouth

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醫生：你點呀？ 病人：仲係咳緊。 醫生：上次咪俾過藥你食囉？ 病人：無好過。 醫生：食左藥都唔好，咁我都幫唔到你 病人：（好就唔駛來啦，咁我係咪睇第二個？）．．． 醫生：你咳得嚴重？ 病人：好嚴重呀！咳到喉嚨痛，咳到腰痛。 醫生：我睇你唔係好嚴重喎。 病人：但係咳得好痛喎。 醫生：嗱，我唔同你爭論，醫生同病人既觀點係會唔同。 病人：（咁你又問？）．．． 醫生：你訓覺有無開冷氣？ 病人：我無開冷氣訓覺既習慣。 醫生：三十幾度都咳，又無開冷氣，真係好難明喎。 病人：（真係無哩。對住咁大個海，晚晚有海風吹埋來，仲適服過開冷氣啦。）．．． 點解病人百日咳？因為俾人激到氣咳！

Comments

saintvenus said…
呢個醫生做乜...... 一0的都唔似睇症0既~
似駁咀多~~
23/5/09 07:46
Teki Chan said…
你來屯門領教依位兒科聖手啦
23/5/09 09:58
saintvenus said…
你就唔應該啦, 咁大個人仲去睇兒科聖手, 抵你畀醫生話~ hohoho
25/5/09 18:01
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